I'm Gonna Live Forever

The following is my e-mail response to my blog being "Best Personal Gay Blog" this week. I'm so fucking funny and postmodern ironic it kills me. OH, and the website is bestgayblogs.com (my hyperlink thingie isn't working).

I feel honored, all I have to say. I don't think I have a counter, so I really have no idea how many people read it; it's a selfish venture anyways. I was shocked to see how many typos there were in the blog entry you posted--the one fucking blog entry I don't proofread, and there it is, indelible that I'm a fucking dumb ass. What are some of the other e-mails people sent me? Does anyone want to pay me for sex? I'm broke. I actually feel like my blog is once again stripping away the fantasy that porn builds up for people and is actually detrimental to my career as an escort/porn star. I'm glad I have other things going for me. I'm going on and on with this e-mail right now, because I know that once I finish it I'm going to copy and paste it into a new blog posting. I wonder which word I use more in my blog, fucking or pathetic?

Anyways, thanks thanks thanks, I'm a whore in many ways and this has slightly inflated my ego for at least a couple more hours.

Cory Koons