23 August 2008

I have such a great reputation.

You have received a new Message on Rentboy.com!
Name: TKTKTKTK
Email: TKTKTKTKTK@yahoo.com
Subject: Escort
Hi Cory I am looking for an escort willing to top me bareback when I visit NYC. I am a negative vers/top looking to be converted to poz. Can u do? Lemme know

Hey TKTKTKTKTK,
I'd be happy to bb top you but I am not poz. I don't want to make assumptions about your lack of knowledge on the topic but even if someone with full-blown AIDS shot up your ass, it is still hard to catch. HIV is not like the common cold. Try sharing needles with a junkie. It's a lot easier to get it that way. Best of luck, CK

Cory- Thanx for your reply. I was hoping for my conversion to be a little more romantic than sharing a needle. I would be willing to take as many loads as I can. Do u know of any other poz escorts?

07 August 2008

WORK OUT

I went to the gym for the first time in three months today. I realized that I look all skinny with long hair and funny clothes and I live in Brooklyn and ride my beat up crusty ass bike everywhere and buy vintage Hermés two-piece yacht outfits and wear proper hats with proper fuddy-duddy glasses and that if I really am set on pushing looks this hard then I need to have muscles again; I don't want to be a cliché.

I guess my attempt at anoxeria didn't work. back to muscle milk, cottage cheese, chicken breast (I will be substituting braised chicken legs. mmmmm), creatine, nitric oxide, omega-3 fatty acids, lots of red and blue foods (antioxidants), and of course, plenty of water!

I am currently thinking about changing my manhunt profile. Adding raunchier pictures. No pictures except of me deepthroating cock, my hole spread open and oozing. I don't have any pictures like that. that is so sad. I will now post a picture of me that I think is quite beautiful. In any case, people just don't seem to get it with my profile. I think it needs to read something like, "If you are a big fat dick and have a genius with a twisted sense of humor developed from overcoming (but not all the way, more... fuzzy! like cotton candy. wanna taste it?) impediments, please use my hole, loan it out to a friend, put your cigarettes out in it. Clean the streets with it.